Awky Maz – ‘get away from her!’

Awky Maz

Another embarrassing moment I just remembered that needs to be documented asap before I permanently block it out!

Screen Shot 2015-04-08 at 23.03.03We were on a weird wine induced night out with a big group of us girls in Paris. We’d been to a metro party that was basically a massive flop because the police were hot on our heels, ha. Everyone was still in high spirits though and we were deciding if it was worth abandoning the cramped metros and rude organisers (errrrr don’t drink all my alcohol svp) and heading to a club instead. As we were leaving the underground station I heard a girl we’d met that night scream at some guy to leave her alone. ‘Just get off me!’ etc etc. Obviously it wasn’t a pleasant situation and no one seemed to be reacting or helping her out. He was being persistent and wouldn’t back off and go home like she’d repeated over and over. So I stepped in, pushed him aside and reassured him that she was better off without his harassment. No one needs random guys trying to cling on all night so in my eyes I was doing what I hoped any of my friends would do for me.

He actually seemed quite genuine and wanted to make sure she was ok. I told him, ‘Hey randomer, leave us alone, we’re all good without you thank you very much. Go home like she asked, we’re trying to have a good night’. He eventually left. The end, happy days, right?

Nope! Turns out he was the girls boyfriend of like 2 years and they lived together. ERRRRRR FAIL MARY. Not only had I told her boyfriend to leave us alone but before I’d found out who he was I’d gone to girl and vented about what a creep and loser he was.

Until next awkward moment eh

Mary

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Stuck on a metro, pompiwho, ‘do I look like voldermort?!’

Europe

Look who I bumped into in Paris! Unfortunately it wasn’t Beyonce and Jay Z but seeing Jenna and Steph was second best I guess..

They’d been off interailing and ended in the french capital so we got to hang out over the weekend. We went to a metro party (about an hour after I’d landed back in Paris) but bailed quite early on because it was basically a game of cat and mouse with the police and some idiots weren’t letting us out of a carriage. We ended dancing in Bastille. I ended up missing the last train home so did the standard sit on a bus and chat to a randomer about cultural topics for the whole journey home thing.

On Sunday Steph had planned a walking tour to see all the sights. So here are some generic photos of us at the sights 🙂
We went for a drink by the sacre coeur that evening, took the funicular, got the metro to the Eiffel tower and watched it light up as we drank €12 champagne. Living that Parisian life

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Cheeeeers to all the lols girls

Mary x